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I hope former Secret Service Agent Clint Hill enjoys being kidnapped and dragged across the country to my house because THAT IT WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IF I DON'T GET TO SEE HIM SOON. HEY CLINTY BOY. DO YOU WANT TO CALM THE NERVES OF YOUR EVER-ANXIOUS FAN?!? YOU DO?!?!? GREAT, NOW GET IN THE TRUNK
It... it's padded!
There's a bag of Doritos back there!
I have such a hard life. I got through 11-22-13 without having to be put into a medically induced coma, but I don't think I'll make it out ok through the up-coming years.
Maybe a doctor could do that for me. Clint, you a doctor? You're not? Well, that was to be expected. Well, then, I'll just have to find another doctor to put me in one until all the remaining notable figures of the Assassination are deaaa.... *glances back over at trunk, glances back over at old guy next to it*
Oh yeah, you're still there.
Ignore what I was just saying.


D*mn it James Tague, look what you re-started. I can handle these feelings, somewhat, though. It's not like they pop up every other day to a certain extent. Tis to be expected.
You should be happy that I'm not reacting to "it" worse. I could be burning houses right now.

Just hang on, Clint. You seem to be doing pretty dandy, right? Riiiiiight? Stressful, yet exciting, eventful life and you're still going at it strong. Give yourself a pat on your bless-ed back. I'm sure that the TOTALLY NOT GOING TO CROAK ANY DAY NOW AGING SOUL THAT IS YOU can do it without dislocating something.
... Wait, why are you glaring at me?

I'm just saying that you and maybe one or two of the peeps (since they will have a way different memory of that little thingy that happened) who were hangin' out in Dealey Plaza on the you-know-what day need to stick around until I get to meet you in a totally non made-up dA journal scene. That is all I'm asking.
...Yeah, I uh, I guess I could have put it slightly differently.

At least I was alive during the same time some of the people connected to that you-know-what. In not the longest of times, future generations won't be able to even say that. In your face, future gens. :P… < Congrats to this guy's post for breaking the news to me and sparking this rant. Woo, hoo, I guess...
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